Traditionally ninjas sneak up and exact revenge on their enemies under the cover of darkness and from the shadows. The Beverly Ninjas, however, prefer that their victims be filled with fear and anxiety in the months leading up to their devastating defeat. Call us cerebral assassins, if you will. 

While we openly admit that last year we performed below expectations, we now have our enemies measure, and indeed, we know how to beat you. Not just beat you, but destroy you in such a way that you will lose your taste for wiffleball all together. Moreover, even the site of anything resembling Fenway will cause you to throw up a little in your mouth and just a little pee to run down your leg. 

Injuries have healed, dead weight has been cut loose and new power has been unearthed.

So, prepare yourselves fore the Ninjas are returning to Little Fenway, and revenge will be ours!!!!

i'll take the blame for last years performance. it's very un-ninja to get married. being there for my bachelor party distracted me from what my mission should've been: distributing wiffle-like death throughout the greater vermont area.

this year i will be both savage and relentless.....and not allowed to pitch.

the green grass of little fenway will run red with the blood of our opponents!...unless, like last year, we turn on ourselves and completely implode as a team.

cant wait.